Saturday, June 27, 2009

Burger King Repeat Offender: First It's Baby Got Back, Now It's Deep Throat!

If Burger King keeps up with this foolishness I may have to become a vegetarian. Just kidding! That's so not gonna happen. I can make a pledge to never set foot inside one of its stores though. Remember the cross-branding with rap artist Sir-Mix-A-Lot and Nickelodeon where these geniuses came up Sponge-Bob Got Back and used an offensive rap song to sell a kids meal? A kid's meal!!! 
Burger King ad spot/SpongeBob Squarepants







Now they're going after women and they're promising you'll be left oh so satisfied. Aside from the fact this sandwich looks to be loaded with cholesterol and fat with an entire day's worth of calories, it's also not even remotely subtle in sexual innuendo.

Burger King is stumbling in its market share so I'm certain they are welcoming the controversy as long as it means their name is on someone else's lips. In other words, their brand is crappy so the best offensive is being offensive. So I say to Burger King: your desperation is showing baby and nobody wants to be with a needy person. Second, we're just not that into you...or your messiness.

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2 comments:

  1. That is ridiculous. I wish I ate there so I could boycott.

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  2. Hybrid Hopes: Welcome and thanks for your input. That was funny! Whatever short-term gain they get won't change the long-term losses as people just seem to be into BK as much as they were. A lot of their food is simply atrocious.

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